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July 31, 2006

Selfishness

I’m being selfish.

Normally, in incredibly awful trait, and one I’m rarely prone too (I think); but right now I’m wallowing in a bit of self pity when I have a friend that could use my help. How do I know I’m being selfish, well, I could be emailing her right now to see if she wants dinner but instead I’m posting on my blog which she doesn’t read.

I’ve been in this mood for almost 2 weeks now, hitting the odd high along the way, and I’ve no real idea how to pull myself out of it. I’m really hoping that Tuesday’s planned extra-curricular activity will do the trick. It’s my plan to do things I’ve not done in a while, and some new ones. Plus, there is apparently a Baby Oil trick !!!

Selfish, on so many levels.

And somehow I’m ok with that…

July 29, 2006

Anne in Summer

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I was going to post and link to the items I purchased in Anne Summers this week, but before I do that I want to point out that Kate Lawler is on the homepage, under the title "Sexiest Housemate".

She’s wearing a bra, which is a bit odd, as she has no breasts. No, really NO FUCKING BREASTS. Now I realise that this may sound harsh, and I’m not saying that you have to have lower back pain to be a woman or sexy, but I am suggesting that women with a 24AA cup should NOT be underwear models. I mean, how many fat men with 2 inch dicks are Calvin Klein models? Anyway, I’m sure that will receive some comments, so I’ll move on swiftly…

It seems a bit odd to be planning for sex. Is this something that women do? Or is it just because we men are lazy that this is new to me? I mean, I have shaved and washed before, on the premise that I might get sex. I’ve cleaned the house for 5 mins before she arrived – and of course I’ve bought A LOT of alcohol. But I’ve never bought accessories for a specific day/night/date before. Also, is it rude if you pack them up and take them home with you to re-use with other people in months to come?

Anyway, here’s what I bought:

Vamp Eyemask:
http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=17&pid=3247

Tease Cuffs:
http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=17&pid=2050


Wait, how did that come to almost £50 ??

Man, I have to go check the order…

July 28, 2006

T-shirt

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I_eat_pussy

2 for 1

In case you can't tell, i got the last two photos of T-shirts form the same place.

Yeah, I'm lazy. How can you still be shocked??

July 23, 2006

Block Rocking Beats...

Missed Dancing with ya Nav.

Even if you don't read this anymore, it needed to be said. We don't go out dancing enough.

Reminded me of the good old days.

Love ya man.

July 21, 2006

T-shirt

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I_suck_dick

July 19, 2006

Unexpected Guests RULE!!!

Especially if they bring you chocolate.

Galaxy's Promises Roast Hazlenut chocolate.

The big bar.

Hmmm, made me think of something...


The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but only if you're at eye level with it!


I need to coin that into a T-shirt.

July 18, 2006

Chocolate Cake

Her Text: "Are we on for tonight?"
My Text: "No. Sorry, no. I'm in a foul mood and have a shit load to do. Like, really, shitload. Can we do on Wed?"
Her Text: "Sure, there was no pressure. I know you're busy :)"

Considering I was being shitty in shooting down the plans I made last week, I felt ok about it. She's cool, and understands how stressed and shitty I am right now. My life, even more than normal, is a mess. I'm swearing alot, which isn't good either. Work Safe my ass. Ah well, beggars and choosers eh?

Her Text "It's too hot here, I'm taking a walk, it's a nice night."
My Text "Yeah, heat is a bit too much, Thankfully, i have a HUGE fan aimed right at my balls"
Her Text "Good, I'll see it in about 45 mins. It takes me that long to get to yours."

I hate surprises. I hate not being listened to even more. But something about this was just so cheeky that it made me smile. I'm sure we both know the score, and I'm sure she was coming 1/4 across london (walking my ass) just to try and cheer me up for a bit. I wasn't smiling, indeed, I am not smiling. I'm smirking.

It made me think of all the crap I've dealt with in the past 3 weeks, my reluctance to open up to my mates, my lack of ability to deal with things (which is generally one of the things I'm good at), and (although less importantly) my lack of emailling and blog postings. I've neglected both my friends and myself.

It took her longer than 45 minutes to get here, infact she didn't turn up until after 11.30. I met her at the door, still smirking. She gave me a chocolate bar, suggesting that it may work in the same way for men as it does for women who don't have rabbits. Funny how a sex comment always makes me laugh.

She kisses me, and heads straight for the bed, but in a very relaxed manner. She strips infront of the fan, far more for her than my pleasure (though the hair flowing was a very cool thing); and jumps in the bed pulls up the covers and hits out the bedside table light. It's one flowing graceful movement, so not to ruin it, i kiss her forehead, and head to the door (hoping to return to my studies).

"Can I get you anything? juice, water..." I asked.

Half asleep already, she keeps her eyes closed and says " Chocolate Cake!!!"


Not exactly a Burning Bush or parting the Red Sea, but who needs a subtle sign when she has kept me smiling. Enough to put aside my own issues and post my thoughts on this blog again. I've forgotten how much I do enjoy it, and I hope you've not all deleted the address from your favourites bar.

This week, and i promise this, I will write about my past month, including posts on:

  • New Job
  • Old Job
  • No Job
  • Threesomes
  • Blasts from the pasts
  • Etiquette
  • T-shirts
  • Summer
  • Roxette
  • Walkabout
  • Mojo
  • Pirates
  • X-Men
  • Blogger Book Deals
  • Sim Swapping
  • Mother Mayhem
  • Life is Shit
  • What is Fun?
  • Stone Roses
  • Other Blogs
  • Fake Tans
  • FaceParty

All this, and I've got a Blind Date this week. I know, I spoil you '-)

July 14, 2006

T-shirt

Sars

July 07, 2006

Everybody loves a 303!

1503 I've been hampered lately, by a lack of funds and a lack of communication. My phone, the physical entity, is crap and on it's last legs. My orange contract, which still has 2 months to go, is alos crap, but mainly due to my not paying them.

So, while I will keep my original phone number, and I can still recive most text (until orange totally cut me off), I will be using a new O2 number to send texts from. I'll be sending round my bulk texts with the new number over the weekend, and I will be looking forward to getting back in touch with those of you who've not heard much from me in the past 2 weeks.

Also, my number, has 303 in the middle. Which, RULES!